I had everything anyone could ever want and then one day… POOF, ba-bye, sayonara. So why am I still smiling? Welcome to my BIG BONANZA BOOK BENEFIT for"Scrambled Leggs… A Snarky Tale of Hospital Hooey"! (Also available in Kindle)

I’m Sally Franz. Thank you for stopping by, I know you are busy, so if you’re like me you may just want to read this top-line 4-Benefits (win-win-win-win) proposition.

Buy my hilarious new book, with a lampoon punch(line) to the health care system, and get these 4 benefits. (In the book you will find out my three secrets to
why I am still smiling.)

You will:

1. Laugh Out Loud: Comic genius Jonathan Winters says, “Sally Franz is VERY funny.”

2. Get FREE Stuff: A Cyber-Goody-Bag: 4 e-books, 20 humor posters.

3. Make a Difference: A full 20% of book proceeds go to 2 worthy charities (listed below)

4. Help Others: This event will raise much needed awareness for Patient Advocacy

It’s a slam dunk. For the price of a bad lunch on an airplane you get 4 great BENEFITS!

But you might be saying, “Whoa, calm down, breathe. I have time. Tell me what it’s all about, Sally.”

Have you ever been up to your eyeballs in advice from Successful Superstars who don’t know just how hard it really is out here? Do you want to scream, “Hello, earth to celeb-speaker (in your highly tailored business suit and perfect hair) come back down to reality where the rest of us are having A Bad Hair Day!”

Believe me, I know how you feel, LITERALLY (more about that in a minute). I have exciting news for you. My new book, “Scrambled Leggs…A Snarky Tale of Hospital Hooey”, offers you hope, out loud raucous laughter, and a sense of purpose.

There REALLY IS life after economic recession and all kinds of HUGE catastrophic setbacks in your life (devastating illness, financial ruin, divorce, family trauma, loss of a loved one, emotional and physical collapse) to just get started.

How can I be so sure? Think of me as Frodo in “Lord of the Rings”. I’ve been to the edge of the grand abyss and back. And yes, like Frodo I’m also in desperate need of a pedicure :0)

Once upon a time I was one of those Successful Superstars. I traveled all over the world teaching the top 10% of professionals in companies like SONY, Intel, Texaco-Chevron, and Yahoo! I showed them how to power-out BIG results. I was sharp, I was effective and I was funny to boot. You may have seen me on the Today Show (3 times), CNBC, or perhaps you caught me on Lifetime.

Maybe you saw me doing stand-up comedy at Caroline’s or Stand-up NY. Yup, my career was flying. I was a much sought after speaker, trainer and comedian. (And, yeah, maybe an insy-bit full of myself.)

Then something ‘funny’ happened (the peculiar kind, not the ‘ha-ha’ kind).

I became paralyzed from the waist down in less than ½ hour in a freak occurrence with an auto-immune disease (Transverse Myelitis)...

I didn’t see that one in my ol’ Day Planner. It took me a year to learn to walk again, so when I say, ‘I can walk my talk’, I mean it. Boy oh boy, did I have to re-think my success strategy, fast. (Well, first I had to get off the morphine and learn to focus through daily pain; then I started forming a plan). Good-bye fancy suits, hello hospital gown. Good-bye great hair, hello Pixie Cut. You might say my superstar life came to a grinding halt. In fact, “A Grinding Halt” is the name of the first chapter of my book about finding hope in a hopeless situation. Not only was I paralyzed, but I soon found out that a hospital can be a mighty hostile place. So I wrote it down in a humor/inspirational story.“Scrambled Leggs…A Snarky Tale Of Hospital Hooey.

When you read my book you’ll find out why my writing receives rave reviews from folks such as Mark Victor Hansen, Co-creator, #1 New York Times best-selling series Chicken Soup for the Soul (I have a story included in “Chicken Soup for the Grandparents Soul”)

“Wow! Finally a book to help each of us overcome…” - Mark Victor Hansen

Comic genius Jonathan Winters says, “Sally Franz is VERY funny!”

“Sally, congrats on your book. Best of luck,” Dave Barry

“Thanks Sally and continued success with 'Scrambled Leggs'. It's a resource that will both uplift and teach.” W. Mitchell, world renown motivational speaker

Linda Bloodworth-Thomason (creator of TVs Designing Women) and Jayne Meadows (Mrs. Steve Allen) love my writing. Find out why I have won five humor writing awards.

Nurses, doctors and patient advocates are touting the importance of “Scrambled Leggs”. It is hilarious and packs a deserved punch(line) where needed.

Okay, I’m convinced, I am ready to buy “Scrambled Leggs” now!

Not convinced quite yet? How about this?

You can make a difference: Buying today means making a huge difference for two important charities. Did you know that children are being attacked by Transverse Myelitis? (Hard enough for an old curmudgeon like me to deal with it, but babies?)

So 10% of my proceeds will go to The Transverse Myelitis Association for education and research. Then I got to thinking, it’s not just Baby Boomers ending up in wheelchairs. What about all the injured young people coming back from the wars overseas. These Wounded Warriors are facing some huge setbacks. So for every book you purchase today during this launch, I am donating another 10% to Operation First Response. (That’s 20% of my gross proceeds going to help people who need it the most. That’s what you can do to help others).

All proceeds collected go to:

and

And for that you deserve a BIG THANK YOU. Think of this as a Cyber-Goody-Bag!

HERE’S WHAT YOU GET FOR FREE:

1. “Scrambled Life?...3 Secrets to Getting Your Life Back.” This is a great tool for Book Clubs, Patient Advocacy Volunteers , Caregiver Groups, Physical Therapist, families of people with Chronic Conditions and anyone interested in “Getting Their Life Back” after a huge setback (illness, financial, relationship).
   
   
2. “GET REEL” the hysterical motivational-spoof poster series. You will ‘reel’ with laughter. Eight in all. Comes with reproduction approval.
   
   “BUT WAIT” (I just had to say that at least once) I am giving you unlimited use of these graphics for your personal use (NOT for resale).
   
   “But that’s not all”, I will send you a FREE poster for every month (12 more)! That’s 20 posters in all with beautiful photography and snappy sayings.
   
   
   
   

   AND I’M NOT FINISHED YET!
   
   (Yikes, why do I feel like I am selling a Super Bass-O-Matic ’76, with Dan Aykroyd, or a Knife Set at 3am? And, say, how come they can give you two of everything, if they are really worth the first price? Hmm?)
   

3. You also get “Rave Recipes” from my upcoming YouTube series. These recipes are made with all fresh ingredients, cooked in glass or stainless steel, they are healthy, fast prep, easy, and DELISH! Ginger Tortilla Soup, Curry-Mint Stir-fry, Rosemary Sate Spears, Apple Walnut Salad and more.

 

 

My friends have agreed to give FREE gifts as well to help the charities and to get my message out.

(That’s right, Bob Barker, tell them what else we have in store for them) THERE ARE $200 worth of ADDITIONAL FREEBIES FROM AUTHORS and SPEAKERS including: e-books (real books), music CDs, interviews with well-known authors, excerpts from newly released books, tips, and more!

Ernie Witham, Humor Columnist	Jenna McCarthy, Humor Author	Marcia Meier, Author
Mary Cantado, Business Leader	Here are some of my gifted friends who have contributed gifts to this amazing, one of a kind offer!	Shannon Perry, Inspirational Singer

But some of you are wondering, hey, wait a minute…

Why would anyone give away products that are usually sold elsewhere? Besides helping to make this BIG BONANZA BOOK BENEFIT a success, my friends are hoping you will like their free valuable content enough to look at the other things they do sell. (Just like the sample size products in Gala Goody Bags) And you’ll be glad you checked out those samples because these are from people who offer great benefits to others. People who do it so well, they make a living at it. And again technology allows direct downloads. If these folks had to put their courses, interviews, music, and books into print they would have to charge you at least their base cost. They now have the option to give you a FREE gift so you will take a look at their life’s work. Bottom-line? FREE valuable content for you, a quick look-see at their webpage with no obligation, pretty good deal.

Here’s The Offer If You Act NOW.

(Billy Mayes can you see me down here from ‘OxiClean-Heaven’?)

Buy my book today and get ALL THE COOL BONUS FREEBIES (or you wait and buy my book at another time and get no freebies and NO money goes to charity) But why wait? When you act right now you will get:

1. My entertaining and poignant story “Scrambled Leggs” (Laughter, wisdom and healing)

2. FREE BONUS GIFTS (The Companion, “Scrambled Life?”, Humor posters, e-books, )

3. An opportunity to help the victims of Transverse Myelitis and our Wounded Warriors.

4. And help others by making this event BIG NEWS and getting attention for Patient Advocacy.

I can’t resist all this great stuff for the price of a medium pizza (2 toppings). I’m in.

But maybe you’re thinking,
“Not so fast there Scooter McGee. Why do I have to buy today?”

You don’t. You can buy “Scrambled Leggs” any time on Amazon, but you won’t get the cool extra stuff. Why? Because I am trying to make buying right now irresistible. I hope I have done that. Come on, my e-books and the 20 “GET REEL” posters are worth it alone and just wait until you taste my Ginger Tortilla Soup in “Rave Recipes”.

AND when you choose to buy TODAY you will be helping me personally two ways. And I really cannot do this alone.

1. If I sell a lot of books in a short amount of time my book will be noticed by more people online at places such as Google, FaceBook and Amazon. That means my message for Patient Advocacy will be heard.

2. And because frankly, (and this kills me to have to admit it), I am still disabled. I can’t do a lot of big book tours and come to your home town to sell you the book personally. That would be a lot more fun for both of us, but I don’t have the stamina. My book has a lot about learning your limitations in it, while getting your life back. So using technology for this BIG BONANZA BOOK BENEFIT is one way I can do this.

3. Your sale will help people in need. Transverse Myelitis victims and Operation First Response (for Wounded Warriors). Think of this one day promotion as a 24 hour Telethon in Cyber-Space.

Sally, you did it, you wore me down, but I am glad you did. Yup! For the price of a deluxe car wash I’m ready to laugh out loud.

Thanks, for making a difference for other people and get ready to laugh.

Sincerely,

Sally Franz

P.S.: Please feel free to send this letter and link www.ScrambledLeggs.net to your entire address book, friends and family.

I know they will appreciate the book and think of the help you are giving to the charities. Unlike the ‘angel e-mails’ that threaten you, blackmail you, or guilt you into passing this to everyone you know (with angels like that who needs enemies)…nothing will happen if you don’t pass this on. But if you do your friends will get a good laugh and you will all be helping others. Hey, your friends may thank you. That may be a first on the internet. Buy Scrambled Leggs…A Snarky Tale of Hospital Hooey now!